Friday, October 5, 2012

A day in the life of a teacher

Student: Teechah. I-hahve-ah da blahda een my-ah nohsah. I-ah goh-ah to da nursah.

Me: (looking up student's nose and only seeing crusted blood):  I do not see any blood coming down.

(Student exhales only through his nose, spraying his nose blood all over my shirt).

Me: Ewwww, Isaac! Okay, go to the nurse.

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